Art and Stuff

"Art and Stuff" by Sue Anne Rische

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The book covers basic to complex principles of art, humorously, then tackles the good parts of art history.

Design Principle: Focal Point

"LOOK AT ME! A focal point is usually near the center of the composition, and is the subject of the piece of art that draws your eye. It's the attention whore, the James Franco, if you will, of the artwork in question."
~ pg 45

Color Theory

"I once heard blue tell purple to, 'Come at me bro!' and purple, standing there looking nonplused replied. 'Whatevs.' Of course the line between 'cool' and 'douchebag' is a thin one indeed."
~ pg 23

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"This book saved my life. Literally.
I was laughing so hard I coughed up a tumor."

Ryder Richards

artist, educator, cultural critic

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Why are we all here? What's the meaning of life?

Because. 42.
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You can meet me at any of my international speaking events, and if you are willing to fight through the throng of young Japanese boys who worship me I will sign your forehead.

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If I had a hammer…

"I'd hammer in the morning.
I'd hammer in the evening.
I'd hammer you into the ground."
~ Abraham Lincoln

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